Small Town Shenanigans: Episode 4

Post date: Jul 29, 2011 1:40:34 AM

Interesting reports from the Excelsior Springs Police Department from July 13, 2011 to July 19, 2011:

July 13, 7:04 a.m., Missouri 92 and Isom Road -- report of female who was almost struck by car and could be lost. She was just out for a morning walk.

July 13, 2:18 p.m., U.S. 69 and Rose Avenue -- report of vehicle swerving on highway. Driver said he had been overheated, which may have affected his driving. He had then turned on air conditioning. (author's note: I don't even know what to say here...)

July 14, 6:48 a.m., 600 block of St. Louis Avenue -- male, 39, said son, 14, wasn't in house when he woke up. Only wanted police aware, he said he would file report later if boy doesn't return.

July 15, 8:27 a.m., 100 block of South Street -- female found unknown substance on vehicle. She was advised of options. (author's note: I'm assuming they said you can either (a) leave it, or (b) clean it...good thing the cops got involved)

July 15, 1:50 p.m., Sycamore Street and St. Louis Avenue -- report of three juveniles getting in roadway and yelling profanities at passing cars. They were counseled.

July 16, 12:17 a.m., 500 block of S. Kansas City Avenue -- report of someone lying in yard and others taking pictures. Subjects said there were no problems.

July 17, 8:48 p.m., 300 block of S. Kansas City Avenue -- female, 41, said she was assaulted by estranged husband, 46. No prosecution, but wanted him sent home to take his medication.

July 18, 12:30 a.m., Broadway and Saratoga Avenue -- report of child walking dog with no adults around. Female had sick dog; officer stood by until fiance arrived to take dog to veterinarian. (author's note: I've read this entry multiple times and it still doesn't make any sense)

July 18, 10:57 a.m., 5:26 p.m., 6:22 p.m., 7:31 p.m., various locations throughout town -- report of subjects selling magazines door to door. Not located.

July 19, 9:57 a.m., U.S. 69 and Tracy Avenue -- report of elderly female walking. Gone on arrival. (author's note: looks like we have another cold case on our hands).